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"I didn't know that entering this country required a visa. I only brought cash."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Tourists

Seagulls landing

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'I did it at the skill centre'

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

American man on holiday

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'