Collecting Travel Mishaps Gifts

"I didn't know that entering this country required a visa. I only brought cash."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Animal immigration

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Seagulls landing

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Tourists

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'I did it at the skill centre'

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

American man on holiday

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.