Lover Of Travel Mishaps Gifts

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

First aid departments

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'I know just how you feel.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Seagulls landing

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Going on Holiday with Kids

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Water Ski Accident

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'