Transport Mishap Aficionado Gifts

'Please hold on while the train arrives at concourse D...'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

spellchecker

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

Bus Conductor and Portly Lady

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

World Exhibition - August 1855 - Ground-plan, section, height and elevation of a Parisian cab

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

'This car doesn't go down the hall, madam.'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

Metrocab/Retrocab

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Ferry tales.