Car Crash Aficionado Gifts

'Whoa, deja vu.'

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

The first car accident.

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I'll need a three iron."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Blowing your nose musically.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Marvin and the new airbag

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

"Where the windbag meets the airbag."

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."