Car Crash Aficionado Gifts

'Whoa, deja vu.'

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

The first car accident.

The hall of bad ideas.

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I'll need a three iron."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

The life of a crash-test dummy

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

Blowing your nose musically.

Bollard Crash