Car Crash Aficionados Gifts

Looking for a gift for a crash enthusiast? Our collection features humorous and clever products that celebrate their love of all things automotive mishaps and speedy thrills. Whether they’re into car repair stories or racing fails, find a gift that will make them smile and feel understood. From witty mugs to playful prints, our items are designed to resonate with their passion for car crashes and automotive adventures. Surprise the car crash aficionado in your life with something that’s as fun as their favorite pastime.

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...No time to call his wife, tell her he loved her. Or ask about the brake fluid stain on her blouse.

...No time to call his wife, tell her he loved her. Or ask about the brake fluid stain on her blouse. mockup

...No time to call his wife, tell her he loved her. Or ask about the brake fluid stain on her blouse.

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'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.' mockup

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

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"I'll need a three iron."

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"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..." mockup

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

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Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?" mockup

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

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Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!" mockup

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

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Computer technicians with too little training.

Computer technicians with too little training. mockup

Computer technicians with too little training.

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'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.' mockup

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

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"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please." mockup

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

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'Oh, no -- not again!'

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Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby. mockup

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

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'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target' mockup

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

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'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!' mockup

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

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'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.' mockup

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

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'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up' mockup

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

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Bollard Crash

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"It's okay. I've got pet insurance." mockup

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

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Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'. mockup

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

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Relax Frank, it's my day off

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Marvin and the new airbag

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"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck." mockup

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

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"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss." mockup

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

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Unintended consequences.

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Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

Ducklings cause racing track collisions. mockup

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

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'I won that in a demolition derby.' mockup

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

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'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.' mockup

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

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'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!'

'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!' mockup

'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!'

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'Whoa, deja vu.'

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'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'

'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?' mockup

'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'

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'Go straight down,try to miss the lamp post,mount the kerb,shudder to a halt and...'

'Go straight down,try to miss the lamp post,mount the kerb,shudder to a halt and...' mockup

'Go straight down,try to miss the lamp post,mount the kerb,shudder to a halt and...'

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Artist's car collisions.

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Treacle leaking from a crashed tanker mockup

Treacle leaking from a crashed tanker

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Car Crash Aficionados Gifts Collection

Car Crash Aficionados Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs filled with witty sayings and clever designs perfect for car crash aficionados who love starting their day with a laugh.

Car Crash Aficionados Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with funny, crash-themed designs that bring personality and humor to any living space for car crash enthusiasts.

Car Crash Aficionados Prints

Decorate with vibrant prints capturing automotive chaos and humor, perfect for the crash aficionado who loves to showcase their passion in style.

Car Crash Aficionados T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts showcasing automotive mishaps and racing fails — ideal for anyone passionate about car crashes and humorous car culture.