Car Crash Aficionados Gifts

...No time to call his wife, tell her he loved her. Or ask about the brake fluid stain on her blouse.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I'll need a three iron."

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Computer technicians with too little training.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

The life of a crash-test dummy

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Bollard Crash

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Relax Frank, it's my day off

Marvin and the new airbag

Unintended consequences.

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!'

'Do you think your father will believe this was just an 'accident'?'

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

'Whoa, deja vu.'

'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'

'Go straight down,try to miss the lamp post,mount the kerb,shudder to a halt and...'

Artist's car collisions.