Travel Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"We were having a lovely holiday til Gordon accidently wandered onto the nudist beach"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'No, Mr Zarynski...you've got the hospital gown on backwards.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I can't turn it off.'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Seagulls landing

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Paramedic Mistakes.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Broken hospital sign.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'