Travel Mishap Lovers Gifts

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Seagulls landing

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

Going on Holiday with Kids

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Suitcase Trailer

'Been there, done that' travel agency. Serving the seriously jaded tourist since 1995.

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

"Flight or fight!"

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

"I didn't know that entering this country required a visa. I only brought cash."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'Whose odds would be better if we took separate planes?'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

Surrounded by iPhone users, Harold finds himself unable to answer his unfashionable cellphone.

Hey Siri, dictate a note. What would you like to say? Shhh!!! Whisper, Siri! I'm trying to dictate an article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist. I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. He said "I'm trying to dictate and article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist." Thanks.