Travel Mishap Lovers Pillows

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Seagulls landing

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Going on Holiday with Kids

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Suitcase Trailer

'Been there, done that' travel agency. Serving the seriously jaded tourist since 1995.

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Flight or fight!"

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'Whose odds would be better if we took separate planes?'

"I didn't know that entering this country required a visa. I only brought cash."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"What? The airline lost my luggage. I'm trying to make a statement."

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!'