Travel Troublemaker Gifts

"British Rail regrets the delay of......"

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Injured backpacker.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'We have a no bed bug guarantee. We fill each room with pharaoh ants - their natural enemies.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Camping-Pong

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Airport Bored Rooms

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Seagulls landing

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'