Travel Troublemaker Gifts

"British Rail regrets the delay of......"

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Injured backpacker.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'We have a no bed bug guarantee. We fill each room with pharaoh ants - their natural enemies.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Camping-Pong

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Airport Bored Rooms

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Hotel mini-bar.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Ryanair refunds

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."