Traveling Troublemaker Gifts

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Injured backpacker.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

The great big holiday to-do list.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!