Traveling Troublemaker Pillows

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Injured backpacker.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'