Traveler's Troubles Pillows

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Customs and Examinations.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

No Trespassing!

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"I tho tired."

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'