Traveler's Troubles Prints

"Aubrey thinks he caught it from a toilet seat in Wango Poko"

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Hotel mini-bar.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Ryanair refunds

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Customs and Examinations.

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"I tho tired."

No Trespassing!

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'

Basic Economy

"Mr Jones is getting increasingly frustrated with the attitude of airlines"