Misunderstood Traveler Prints

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Injured backpacker.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Hotel mini-bar.

Moon Souvenirs

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Stonehenge Books

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'Go to Hell'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

You are not here.

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Scarecrow Directions

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'