Misunderstood Traveler Gifts

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Injured backpacker.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

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Moon Souvenirs

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Stonehenge Books

You are not here.

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'Go to Hell'

Scarecrow Directions

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"You are going on a long journey. . ."