Mistaken Voyager Gifts

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Unrest Area.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Scarecrow Directions

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A woman reads a romance novel.

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'I miss my water bed.'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

You are here...

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Noah's AARP.

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'Uh-oh.'

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

The Redeye

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

"Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the way to the airport."

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

"Can I stop bailing now?"

"I've been here three days and only just discovered I'm at the wrong convention."