Maritime Misadventurer Gifts

"Can I stop bailing now?"

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"He's a keeper!"

Going to Sea.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg