Maritime Misadventure Seekers Gifts

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Heads or tails?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Revenge had come.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Romance on the Yacht

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'