Maritime Misadventure Seekers Mugs

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Revenge had come.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Romance on the Yacht

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."