Maritime Mystery Seeker Mugs

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cheating Death.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Bigfoot tracks...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

How they did it . . .

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'