Maritime Adventure Mugs

'They aren't displaying any international distress flags, sir.'

Sailor in Car.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"He's a keeper!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"He chases submarines."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

When bored, we board

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Ever Given

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Lifeboat

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."