Maritime Adventure Pillows

'They aren't displaying any international distress flags, sir.'

Sailor in Car.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'It was this big. I swear'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"He chases submarines."

When bored, we board

Ever Given

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Lifeboat

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"