Sea Adventure Seeker Mugs

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"

Pirate eye test

Cap'n Rehab - 'I need to get over my obssession with chasing the white whale...'

It's always the one you least expect that turns on you.

I hope he's got Sudoku puzzles.

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.

'No wonder it's not working. This is sparkling wine!'

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'

Goldilocks Sail Emporium

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus