Marine Misadventurist Mugs

Small boat, heavy anchor.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Going to Sea.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

The Imperfect Storm

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Distractions.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Please use another building entirely

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."