Marine Misadventurist T-Shirts

Small boat, heavy anchor.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"He's a keeper!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Distractions.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

The Imperfect Storm

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Please use another building entirely

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."