Marine Misadventurer T-Shirts

'Uh-oh.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'I miss my water bed.'

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Please use another building entirely

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Ship

Submarine Attacks