Adventure Misadventurer Gifts

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

I told you I lost it in the sun.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Not a happy camper.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.