Nature Misadventurer Gifts

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Are we there yet?"

"It is my place!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

A Day in the Country.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Help!"

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Termites!'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'A wise dog knows when he's barking up the wrong tree.'

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

What is this? "Entada Gigas." Okay. And that is "Eunectes Murinus." Yikes! "Pygocentrus Nattereri"! Gasp! Oh, heavens, "Panthera Onca"! Can you put all of this in layman's terms? "It's a jungle out there"!

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."