Vacation Misadventurer Gifts

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Holiday time.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Please use another building entirely

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'I said French Fries.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.