Vacation Misadventurer Gifts

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Holiday time.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'I said French Fries.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

Not a happy camper.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'