Tourism Misadventurer Gifts

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Please use another building entirely

Touring Holidays - On the P***

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Woman painting a man drowning.

Up Pariscope.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'Damned tourists.'

Painting into a corner.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

Castaway Island

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'