Accidental Tourist Gifts

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Woman painting a man drowning.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"