Danger Tourist Gifts

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Early Micronesian Casino

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

Up Pariscope.

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'