Disaster Tourist Gifts

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

News: Flash Floods

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Souvenir of Iceland

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

Summer Globe

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

Business Temples

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

Mother Nature

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Local Weather: There are no tsunamis predicted for your area...

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Desert Island with quicksand.

'Crisis Management Training'