Disaster Tourist Pillows

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

News: Flash Floods

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Summer Globe

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Souvenir of Iceland

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

Business Temples

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Local Weather: There are no tsunamis predicted for your area...

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Desert Island with quicksand.

Mother Nature

'Crisis Management Training'

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."