Danger Tourist Pillows

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Early Micronesian Casino

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Up Pariscope.

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."