Devilish Tourist Pillows

'Damned tourists.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Woman painting a man drowning.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists!'