Tacky Tourist Pillows

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Unrest Area.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Climate change

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Limbo Day at the Palace

Scarecrow Directions

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Woman painting a man drowning.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.