Tacky Enthusiast Pillows

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Football Crazy strip six

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Pick a business card.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Trojan Chess

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'What's wrong with you?'

'He went that way, quick!'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

Derren Brown

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

'It's walking! It's walking!'

Steve Bruce

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'