Trickster Aficionado Pillows

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

'Pick a business card.'

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Magician's trick

Snake pretending to be a paddling pool.

Fish fishing for fisherman with beer.

'Well, that's unusual...'

"What a deal! By not buying Halloween candy, I get a whole year's worth of free toilet paper!"

Turtle Hat

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Evil Villain.

Houdini's Dog

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Lion!'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'He went that way, quick!'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'