Trickster Admirers Pillows

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Turtle Hat

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Houdini's Dog

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

'What went particularly well?'

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

Snowman Magic

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'He went that way, quick!'

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Magic Book.

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."