Trickster Lovers Pillows

'And I say it's a trick!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Houdini's Dog

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'He went that way, quick!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

Snowman Magic

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Magic Book.

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

Derren Brown

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!