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"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

'Pick a business card.'

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Magician's trick

Snake pretending to be a paddling pool.

Fish fishing for fisherman with beer.

'Well, that's unusual...'

Turtle Hat

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Evil Villain.

Houdini's Dog

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'Lion!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'He went that way, quick!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Magic Book.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'