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A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Evil Villain.

"Bring in the rest of the boxes if you want, but I'm telling you, I've seen this before. He's fine. It's just a magic trick."

"To be honest, he was so good at playing dead, we were never absolutely certain."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Cat fish.

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Houdini's Dog

'I don't know about this, Brad. I've heard of a bag drop, but I've never heard of a bag, wristwatch,cell phone and billfold drop.'

Turtle Hat

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'He went that way, quick!'

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Magic Book.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'