Trickster's Admirer T-Shirts

"It's empty!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Turtle Hat

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

Houdini's Dog

Cold Beers and Skiers

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

'He went that way, quick!'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

When magic tricks go wrong.