Trickster's Admirer Gifts

"It's empty!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Turtle Hat

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

Houdini's Dog

Cold Beers and Skiers

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

'He went that way, quick!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.