Trickster Enthusiast Gifts

'The other hand.'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

Alarming effect produced by imprudently trying the hat and table moving experiment.

'No old tricks tonight then?'

"I should've never taught you to shake."

Cat Trick Birds

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'He went that way, quick!'

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

Neat Trick.

Derren Brown

"Win, but make it close."

Duck play a trick on hunter.

'I put a dab of Pine-Sol behind each ear and my husband thinks I've been cleaning all day.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Mortkey, want to go to a museum? You? A museum? There's an iPod museum? Very funny. It's an art museum. I thought we could go together. Sounds like a worthy outing. But it's a trap. Rudy actually is tricking Mortkey into getting into the car so he can drive the condescending little monkey to ... Obedience school?! Gotcha.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Some card-game puns

Turtle Hat

Candid Camera store.

Primitive magician

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep