Trickster Duo Enthusiast Gifts

'He plays dead all day-and the dog's just as bad!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Turtle Hat

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."