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"Come out! We know you're in there!" "Wait... this is a painted rock! That rascal gave us the slip again!"

Amoeba Meal

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Pick a business card.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

Evil Villain.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Houdini's Dog

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'He went that way, quick!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Lion!'

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

A magician saws in half an octopus

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Too soon?"