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Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Pick a business card.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

Evil Villain.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Houdini's Dog

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Lion!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'He went that way, quick!'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

A magician saws in half an octopus

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

"Too soon?"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'