Tacky Enthusiast Gifts

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Football Crazy strip six

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Pick a business card.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Trojan Chess

'He went that way, quick!'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'It's walking! It's walking!'

Circus News

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'